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YEA DAVE LETTERMAN!!!!

2006-10-29T11:08:00.000-05:00

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How asians are learning English Vocab

2006-10-29T10:54:00.000-05:00

BUY DOVE......

2006-10-14T15:09:00.000-04:00

I've got to hand it to dove...way to go against..(or least seem to go against) conformity with their self-esteem fund campagn adds....check it out...

http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/home_films_evolution_v2.swf

great movie

2006-10-14T15:07:00.000-04:00

http://www.heroda.com/AlbumLeaf-Web-Final.mov

ARGH!!!....NOW THIS??!!??

2006-10-10T18:28:00.000-04:00

So I get home....and i'm reading tauw and they're talking about a new wireless widescreen video iPod possibly being announced soon..... How am I suppose to buy that AND a wii...

citicard may have yet another lovely intrest payment coming from me :-/

KILL'EM ALL!!!!

2006-10-10T15:33:00.000-04:00

let hangman...sort'em out....

fun game to de-stress.....

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/stickman-madness/

is this a little to far?

2006-10-10T05:51:00.000-04:00

SO I'm not really a person to censor anyone really...I actually believe in the Freedom of speech...even if it's something you don't like. your thoughts?

Intelligent Design

2005-08-02T11:26:00.000-04:00

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/12278405.htm

So lil ol Bushie.....has endorsed the notion of teaching Intelligent Design...which...in short..means that the belief that life forms are so complex that their creation can't be explained by Darwinian evolutionary theory alone, but rather points to intentional creation, presumably divine. FUCKIN HELLO!!!!.....Separation of church and state!!!...Does anyone else see this line gone?....These freakin Christian, bible belt, wackjobs who make us look like bigger idiots than we really are....are now attempting to show science as nothing more than wizardry....smoke and mirrors....but of course...nothign but the holy man...can make something like that.....there's no proof....if u dont belive....ur going to hell anyways.....

this needs to stop....can someone in A party get some balls and step up to this crap before all schools are held in churches....

Ibizan Recap...from what I remember

2005-07-15T15:09:00.000-04:00

OK....so it's been a week...and so far i've come to the conclusion....that there's no way in hell i can recap this in a way that would be understandable....but here we go

SO. Iberia...you suck

Worst.....airline.....EVER

I flew with them last year when i went, and they cancelled a flight on us without notice....we took them because they were cheap.....but cheap....comes with its own price....

The flight there was horrible...the AC aparently was turned off...or wasnt working like 4 hrs into it... so i had to suck it up for a little bit...then from madrid to Ibiza was fine....nice plane...ac...comfortable...but i guess anything is better than what i had to start off with....

i've never slept on those metal benches together before.....but lemmie tell u IT HURTS!.....so sleeping there...and waking up to take another flight to the white isle. more to continue....

The Countdown begins.....

2005-07-11T10:39:00.000-04:00

so at the end of this work week I'm off to the white island.....my home away from home......Eivissa(ibiza)....for 10 days of sun sauce and house music.....

This is...my disney land...

US should have Siesta

2005-06-27T18:06:00.000-04:00

Siesta comes from the latin word sexta which means sixth...... which is when they have their break...on the 6th hour...

so many of them start round 8:30.....work till bout 1:30....go home...sleep do whatever...till bout 4 or so...then come back to work itll bout 8...

i would have NO problems with this....cause i'm usually slumpin round 3....like i am right now.....

but alas...i only have till 5:30 to sit here.....after that i'm takin my disco nap...and then hit the gym.

Asians and golf....

2005-06-27T16:55:00.001-04:00

since tiger woods is half Asian.....U figure my gf would be good at golf....Since she's half Asian.....=)

Well she actually did pretty well....She listened(most of the time)...And she looked like she was having fun....

of course anyone who's ever played golf ON the course...knows that the range and the course...are COMPLETELY different. She even said herself,

"I cant do mini golf cause I get very impatient"

aka "Lorgio DO NOT let me use your golf clubs because I will turn them into pretzels by the end of the hole"

but its funny/cute to see her happy when she makes a shot

The Horrid Truth about MySpace Pictures

2005-06-27T11:00:00.000-04:00

Being that i'm on MySpace user i found this to be a hilarious ( and true) deptiction of myspace pics

The Truth about MySpace Pictures

Even Sign's have big boobies

2005-06-26T23:35:00.000-04:00

This was at a scary....scary gas station....off the path...coming back from Canada...

to bad they dont have gas attendents like that ;-)

My.....precious...

2005-06-26T19:25:00.000-04:00

So isnt my dog cute....

she's laying with her toy....

here's to you....ginzo fro

2005-06-26T15:02:00.000-04:00

For about 35% of the guys on long island......u made it upto #20......good job....

now if u could just learn to eat paint chips...i wouldnt mind living here so much

read between the lines...

2005-06-24T00:22:00.001-04:00

FUCK YOU cableSLUT!

read between the lines...

2005-06-24T00:22:00.000-04:00

FUCK YOU cableSLUT!

I am Asian

2005-06-22T10:20:00.000-04:00

I'm not really Asian...but my gf is half

anyways...Its funny how Corporations always try to cater to people...But sometimes they do such a horrible job that, it's better off that they not even attempt it. Like for example.....McDonald's has this site.. I am Asian and I did a Domain Lookup on it...

This is just bad. So since you see other people who are "Asian"...You all of a sudden feel compelled to eat McDonald's?

cause u know everything I hear salsa music...I "run for the border". Corporations need to learn to attempt to make a good product that people will like instead of trying to sucker them into it. Yes a lot of people are that dumb....But don't treat us all as idiots.....Who do you think you are?? The Republican Party......Wait.....I guess I answered my own question :-/

So the Boss knows

2005-06-21T16:56:00.000-04:00

So my competitor( i shall call him dickface) is aparently getting a higher position in NYC as an Area Manager(even though everyone advised the guy that dickface shouldnt get it.

This Manager job has nothing to do with me, but now his job is open. And his boss asked my boss if he could ask me to work for him.

Work dickface's job?...i think not.

but nonetheless my boss asked...and i said to him that i'm looking to move into the city around the end of the summer. So now he knows that i'm looking to get the Fudge outta here.....ah well....i've told them before i need someone to train to take over....but yet i just get the shit piled up on my plate.....well its gonna get wiped clean soon....

Real Men of genius

2005-06-21T09:21:00.000-04:00

So today, driving home from the gym, I heard "Bud light's Real Men of Genius"....and it made me smile...cause i remember ripping tubes listening to them with an old friend....

so i found a link and i'm sharing with......i guess noone...

ah well...here it is anyways..

Real Men

So work sucks

2005-06-20T17:10:00.000-04:00

I've decided that my new goal is to find a job in NYC ASAP and get off this "island" quickly...

the only thing that sucks is...

i'm leaving for ibiza in july
and italy in august...

i know i know....its a tough life...but its kinda hard to find a job and be like...."oh btw...i'm gonna be out for a week in july and august"...

that's not gonna fly....

LONG ISLAND SUPERSTARS

2005-06-20T10:37:00.000-04:00

Let me just tell you....this...will be a long one....

I never really thought that people from long island were all the
different...until i've seen people that have spent their entire life
on long island...and then go to the city. Boy was i ever wrong....

[cue in flashback]

So after a ggggreat day on friday of having nothing go
right...Saterday was no much better...i had a shitty workout and i
just wasnt feeling well...so My GF's best friend wanted to go to the
city for her bday. it was her best friend(Jamie), Jamie's boyfriend aka
ghetto fabulous.. and his 4 friends...tweedle dee... and tweedle
dumb(both with ginzo fros)
and vicaus who i just called osama. Jamie had less friends for her
birthday there than her boyfriend....this was a good sign.

Jamie's friends were..My GF of course...some "well rounded."....ok it
was a fat chick...and erin "i've been good i havent slept
withsonme....besides friday" fisher. and andi who My GF calls "the
stupid jew" cause aparently she thought the "no turn on red sign read
"NO....TURN ON RED"..meaning u can....

so all and all its a great fun bunch............of rejects.

so on the train these "guys' are whootin and hollering at any girl
that walks by without a penis between its legs....

i'm inside drinking a beer with my sunglasses on trying not to be seen
by anyone.
So i go up to take a piss...and these fuckheads attempt to hit on
My GF....Jamie goes" Guys...her boyfriend just went to the bathroom"
and My GF said "its ok...he doesnt care and they wouldnt have a chance
anyways"...but that didnt stop them...cause they tried again 2 more
times on seperate occasions every time i walked away...

SO these High rollers wanted to go to the marriot maquee. this is
where i put my foot down....i said.."ha..you cant even afford the
marriott.". These high ballers were in jeans...shirts untucked with a
button buttoned. and white sneakers,...of course their gold chains
where outside their under shirt. they didnt want to go to any place
expensive...and in the city...thats about...impossible...

so after gettin into penn station...these cheese heads buying a
40...then pulling a pat at the turnstile...one of them doesnt get on
the train....and i think.."great..the night just got better" but we
had to wait...till they got there..

so i figure...where the hell do they play hip hop...is cool..and i
wouldnt mind going to...

so we walk to the coffe shop. and they want to eat...fine...but they
are...i counted 8...and the guy actually had 2 tables of four(which
was a big surprise)...but then i'm told it was 10 people....so i
laugh....and i turn around...and the guy's laughing and turning his
head no...so then i proceed to just take everyone downstairs....its
hip hop...so they should like it...

we get down and sit in a corner....and Jamie's boyfriend asks the
waitress "do you have any allizaye(sp)". the waitress politly but
with a funny way of disgust says..."no."

so i order my stoli on the rocks.and everyone else orders their
drinks...blah blah blah...its not too bad...and they ask "where we
going next?..and Do they have any cheaper places....and i think My GF
heard them say "you got some place better to go to?"

at this point...i'm thinking tomyself....[inner monologue] i can
leave....they arent any of my friends...[/inner monologue]. So My GF
decides to take them to 13(where we went for pat's bday) i was
surprised that they let her in.... on the way to 13 we saw Leelee
Sobieski, from glass house, and joy ride....i just bumped My GF and
told her...but aparently they reconized her too and whipped out the
cameras and was like "OH MY GOD!!!"...good times....and....so My GF's
attempting to get my attention and saying "baby" as she always
does...and osama trys and put his hands around her....i stepped in and
was about to lay him out on the pavement...but stupid My GF's like
"baby dont...baby dont"....

after all this we make it to 13...and they're playing (i swear to god)
"frat mix 3"...which is compliation cds we made for our parties so
that we wouldnt have to look thru like 80 cds.......

no mind u...these kids are ALL talk and NO action...cause after all
their hootin and hollarin outside...we get to a place where they have
a dance floor(which they wanted) with shitty music(that they listen
to) and they all have circle jerks and hold the wall up...and their
dance moves....well i've seen epileptic retards move better. so after
laughing and pointing at them...dirnking and sitting....My GF and i go
upstairs...to get away from them and the music....

we relize that we can grab the 118am train...

oh yea...btw...we got into the city at like 845ish....yes....i
repeat...8:45ish...

so after we realize that we can catch that train to avoid the
trainwreck that will happen later with these people...kellly proceeds
to run thru people like a battering ram....and i'm just sitting
upstairs with my drink in my hand going "sorry =) " i make it down a
minute after... and she's saying goodbye to everyone as fast as
posible...runs downstairs and is jumping up and down trying to hail a
cab(using ur bouncing jubblies)....so we get a cab and make it to the
station in time....

and thats pretty much it....but i learned a good lesson(s).....

A. Never...EVER....EVER go to NYC with people from LI
B. GET OFF THIS ISLAND ASAP
C. if LI kids want to go to NYC...take them to nassau..they wouldnt
know the difference
D. GET THE F**K OFF THIS ISLAND ASAP

The names have been changed.....cause i said so....

2005-03-07T09:43:00.000-05:00

whats that another drink?

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2005-02-09T11:53:00.000-05:00

Testies....one....two...three???